Just in case....
Anyone out there ever needs to move a moose from point A to point B, simply follow these basic easy steps.
1. Get a helicopter and a better than average tranquilizer dart gun.
2
. Fly over moose (preferrably on a frozen lake).
. Fly over moose (preferrably on a frozen lake).3. Shoot moose.
4.Jump out of helicopter.
5. Cut off antlers and blindfold moose.
6. Hook up to helicopter and go.
It's so simple anyone can get one if they wish. Bring one home for the kids for the holidays. Surprise your neighbors. Great party favor.
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posted by Reach the Beach at 12:02 AM
2 Comments:
Your instructions are unclear. Are these instructions for moving one moose or several moose. Floyd cannot tell if you are using the singular or plural.
Floyd, you fucking fuck, this tried and true method of moose capture can be used for one or many mooses. For many mooses you need a sky full of helicopters. (and lots and lots of alcohol)
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